How Bored Are You?

I don't have a mirror. Only when me and BOB( imaginary friend) have a fight. Yes every night, its either that or cleaning my bird's stinky poop.

I don't have a couch. I only sit on the couch when BOB ( imaginary friend) is around. Yes, its a floral pattern.

I don't have curtains. Maybe, I think most of the time its BOB( imaginary friend). Yes, I have them replaced every two weeks.

I don't know what you're talking about. My busiest day is when BOB ( imaginary friend) has his friends over. yes, I love talking to myself.

All my calls are recieved by BOB I don't have time for calls. Yes, this is why I have started wearing adult nappies all the time.