Acoustic Or Electric?

Do you know if any of your friends are available? fair enough. If you're happy. WHAT?! how COULD you?

No way man. I need that money for expensive strings! tip him anyway. he deserves it. Tip him, but only a small amount.

Band? I'm a solo artist, and proud! Hire a better one. Scream that you don't need him, and rush home to try and learn the drums.

Go anyway. the world deserves to hear the art that is 'minor swing'. hit on his girlfriend behind his back. play to impress but not look to sad.

A quick trip to the technicians will do. Scream aloud and thrash the blasted machine. Use your skills to repair it in a heartbeat.