What Letter Are You?

dont come to the party go and have the time of your life at the center of attention hang out at the sidelines of the party pretend your not coming and come in the middle of it

go get it anyway wait for someone else to get it wait until the answering machine is about to come on and only then pick it up yank the phone off the wall and slam it on the floor

go annoy someone nearby to make them miserable too lay there feeling sorry for yourself think of something fun to do to kill time you eat your pillow you're so bored

dramatically exit the bus while its still in motion keep it a secret and puke on the person sitting next to you tell the driver and you stop at the side of the road to puke walk to the seat of a person you don't like and distract them until you puke on them

crawl under the table and pour glue on peoples feet hide in your closet until they stop yelling for you log out and go to dinner pretend you didnt hear him/her until they enter your room