What Comedian Are You?

A hockey playing golfer British accents Fat jokes Glasses with a picture of sun on them Swearing

A cabbage with nose and a mouth Everything Fish and chips Kool-aid Lobster

I have a retriever that fetches labradors No, I am too busy being funny No, I hate animals No, the kool-aid man would kill them Not unless it's dead

No, but I have a comedy tour No, I am not "funny" enough to be in a movie No, no one can understand my accent Yes, and I am a multi-millionare Yes, for my fatness