What South Park Character Are You?

Convert everyone to the Jewish faith. End world hunger. Kill the Jews. Make everyone your slave. Make yourself a God. Paint the world with happiness.

Dream of Carmen Electra. Eat in the face of hungry people. Go out with the guys. Hang with my best friend. play with my Hello Kitty! dolls. Think of new ways to torture my enemy.

Being hot. Being super duper nice to me. Charisma. Intelligence Loyalty. White skin.

Everything. Mexican babies crying. Money. My friends. Unicorns. Women.

A couch warmer. Actor. Athlete. Being a Somalian Pirate. Having none. Nurse.