You clean out your attic and find a lot of trash, crap, crappy trash, etc. You decide to send it to your friends! You're so nice!

Kies je cadeau:

Pineapple
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Pineapple

Oooooh.... Who's eating a pineapple a-bove the sea?

Pizza
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Pizza

Lots of people like pizza!

Rabid cat
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Rabid cat

ANIMAL CONTROL! ANIMAL CONTROL!!! BAD FLUFFY!

A 2-day-old fever
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A 2-day-old fever

"No, that's okay... you can take the day off...."

Electric violin
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Electric violin

No one appreciates it anymore.

The guy who breaks into your house on Christmas
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The guy who breaks into your house on Christmas

AKA: Santa Claus.

Charlie the Unicorn
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Charlie the Unicorn

The animated YouTube celebrity created by username "SecretAgentBob".

That backwards bath robe people spend extra money on
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That backwards bath robe people spend extra money on

Seriously: Why do people pay extra for a backwards bath robe?

The guy on the $100 bill
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The guy on the $100 bill

Benjamin Franklin: The guy with the key and the kite.

Someone's great-grandma
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Someone's great-grandma

Now who would throw that away?

Invisible bike
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Invisible bike

"What the...? Is that guy FLOATING?!?"

2010 Lexus
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2010 Lexus

Now THAT'S a nice car!

A newspaper from 1940
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A newspaper from 1940

Not that it matters to us NOW, but... yeah.

An occupied wasp nest
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An occupied wasp nest

"OW!"