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A simple thug's knife.
For the sport or for the kill.
The only thing dumber than a sack of hammers.
The only question that can't be answered.
You know you want it.
The best phone ever.
The best Mp3 player ever.
It has the ability to make anything seem dangerous.
The mafia's weapon of choice.
For self-defense purposes only.
When someone needs luck.
He can do anything!!!
You Know
The phone your parents had a decade ago.
Better than sorbet.
Causing pain since 2,400,000 BCE, OH YEAH!
Told you ;P
The fruit that everyone loves.
Never as good as ice cream.
Only for your parents and teachers.
Your special someone deserves one.