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Who doesn't want a white cat?
I found one of these in my drawers.. I thought you'd might like it?
Sorry mom! I dropped the dishes!
It's an excited baby!
Ewww!
Great for any house!
Sorry! Look to the optimistic side, the pizza''s only half finished! Only one half to go!
Just look at the gift. It's a Lamborghini.
Whoa! This guy is ripped! Look at the way he holds his wrench!
A decent gift that keeps on giving!
You get a drunk driver and a broken ferrari to go along with it.
A bag with a few days of trash loaded inside. Mind opening it?
Don't break your arms now...
I might need a pair of these when I... Go dumpster picking?
What do pedophiles wear when they want to get stuff done? Why do they never get caught?
A banana or a slug?
So instead of gifting, Santa stole a child's toy! Jail for Santa isn't far away.
I wonder what they put in them these days...
Its a nice little box for storage!!!
BOMB!
Uhm, boss. We have a bit of a problem here...
Here you go!!! This huge French building filled with art!
Uhmm, here you go. Stay dry!
Oops!