Depression Gifts

These days, who can afford to send people beers or flowers? Send the gifts that are still within your budget.

Gotta stick with the classics.

One a day keeps the creditors away. I hope.

Very handy, very cheap.

Handy for poking things, firewood, and for carrying your bindle.

Useful for self-defense, ballast, and occasionally acquiring more expensive gifts.

Perfect for starting fires, insulating your sleeping area, or personal hygiene behind a tree if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Take 'em where you can get 'em, man.

You never know when you'll need to be able to carry water, bottle your homemade brew, or bash somebody.