Non name specific men's clothing store gift app. Hilarious fun for any men's clothing store employee.
Choose your gift:
Screaming Child
Men's Clothing Store Employees
The parents never do anything & have this screamer tuned out like Muzak.
Stolen Up
Men's Clothing Store Employees
He RAN to the customer before you did. Jerk!
Ultra-Picky Guy
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Wants the pants shortened 1/8" and he can TELL if you did it or not.
Broken Tape Measure
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Aww who did that?
The Wife Tagalong
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Do things her way, or regret getting out of bed this morning.
High Roller (Big $pender)
Men's Clothing Store Employees
He's looking to buy and you're his guy!
Cheap Bastard
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Needs a full suit setup desperately by tomorrow but thinks $99 is too much to pay for anything.
Bad Suit
Men's Clothing Store Employees
How are we supposed to sell this?
Haberdashery
Men's Clothing Store Employees
In American English, haberdasher is another term for a men's outfitter. We think it's just fun to say.
Slow Day
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Get your nails done, or your shoes polished. No one is coming in.
The Wife
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Do things her way, or regret getting up this morning.
Local Celebrity
Men's Clothing Store Employees
How exciting!
Prom
Men's Clothing Store Employees
It begins. Don't bother sleeping or eating.
Sock Sale
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Only came in to buy one item - the least expensive item in your store.
Cologne Tester Abuser
Men's Clothing Store Employees
He stinks up the store with EVERY cologne you carry.
Angry Tailor
Men's Clothing Store Employees
You over-promised some hemming job, and the tailor has his daughter's birthday party to go to - he's staying, but only because you're buying the gift.
Shoe Stretcher
Men's Clothing Store Employees
When you're not quite ready to give up that commission...
Dirty Shirt
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Should have been damaged out, but somehow now it's a challenge to sell the darn thing to some unsuspecting customer.
BOGO Sale!
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Lots of commission and sales to be had here!
Lost Guy Browsing
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Looks lost, but doesn't want help. "Just Browsing."
Jos & Feces Suit
Men's Clothing Store Employees
No one knows how to pronounce the brand name, but it sure sells well!
Bad tie
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Bad tie! Bad!
Bridezilla
Men's Clothing Store Employees
She thinks you ruined her entire wedding because the coats didn't have pocket flaps, & the groom's left shoe lace came untied.
Irate Customer
Men's Clothing Store Employees
In your face about something totally out of your control.
Free Lunch
Men's Clothing Store Employees
A wonderful person bought you lunch!
Company Outing
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Every year we go, every year we wish it was bonus money instead. Every year we have some level of fun anyway.
Holiday Party!
Men's Clothing Store Employees
WHOOOOOO!!!
Dirty Smelly Guy
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Really?
Top Hat
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Because we can.