Make your friends take the darn gift. You went through the trouble to give them something..
Choose your gift:
Gun
Take The Gift!
Get rid of "you know who".
Money
Take The Gift!
I don't care what it is you do with it just get outta my hair..
Get a life
Take The Gift!
You need it!
Death
Take The Gift!
Uh I don't know how this is a gift but oh well..
Food
Take The Gift!
Get fat with me.
Time bomb
Take The Gift!
I couldn't turn it off so have fun trying