gift people with slaps they deserve

Choose your gift:

Batman Pimp Slap
Pimp Slap
Batman Pimp Slap

He's batman, bitch!

Trek Pimp Slap
Pimp Slap
Trek Pimp Slap

To boldly go where no pimp has gone before...

Pussy Pimp Slap
Pimp Slap
Pussy Pimp Slap

Even hos gotta take a stand...

McDonald Pimp Slap
Pimp Slap
McDonald Pimp Slap

I'm lovin' it

Pope Pimp Slap
Pimp Slap
Pope Pimp Slap

Can't pray to avoid this one...

Penguin Pimp Slap
Pimp Slap
Penguin Pimp Slap

Just cause they're cute doesn't mean they take any crap

Ninja Pimp Slap
Pimp Slap
Ninja Pimp Slap

you won't see it coming

Basic Pimp Slap
Pimp Slap
Basic Pimp Slap

no school like the old school

Walken Pimp Slap
Pimp Slap
Walken Pimp Slap

Walken Pimp? Now that's just redundant...

Warning Pimp Slap
Pimp Slap
Warning Pimp Slap

Proceed with caution or expect an all out pimp slap-athon

Baby Pimp Slap
Pimp Slap
Baby Pimp Slap

You're never too young to get yo' money

Raw Pimp Slap
Pimp Slap
Raw Pimp Slap

No preparation necessary. Just tell 'em how it is.

Stallone Pimp Slap
Pimp Slap
Stallone Pimp Slap

Rambo #7: Pimp-slap-a-thon. Who needs guns?