Exchange insults with friends who's sense of humour is just as warped as yours.
Choose your gift:
You're so stupid
Dastardly Insult
You're so stupid, you only get lost in thought because it's unfamiliar territory.
I could have been your Dad
Dastardly Insult
I could have been your Dad but another bloke in the queue had the correct change.
Your Mum
Dastardly Insult
Your Mum is so fat, I had to roll her in flour to find the moist parts.
Your Dad
Dastardly Insult
Your Dad is a wanker and you're not even an IVF child.