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Choose your gift:
Fetus
Present Time!
Main entree in a delicious buffet.
Knife
Present Time!
A tool carried by people from "the hood" for performing various daily tasks.
Pencil
Present Time!
An abused instrument that is constantly being chucked a harmless bystanders.
Chainsaw
Present Time!
Thing you use to kill zombies.
Montser
Present Time!
The thing that hides under your bead when you are from ages 4-8, or later if you're weird.
Goldfish
Present Time!
Great crackers from Peppridge farms. They're baked, not fried, come in different varieties, and smile back. Try mixing them up all in one bag.
Butterfly
Present Time!
Insect typically having a slender body with antennae and broad colorful wings.
Bunny
Present Time!
A shadowy figure intent on world domination. No one knows whether bunny is a force for good or evil, but he is building a massive army all across the Internet. All should be wary.
Nutella
Present Time!
God's favourite spreadable food, made by pixies in the magical land of yum.
Babies
Present Time!
Poop machines.
Jesus
Present Time!
A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.