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Ahh, our noble American Shorthair
He's pure gold ;)
Gaze into my eyes cuz IMMA' FIRIN' MEH LAZOR!
I want the cat!
We need the fire department, the location is We don't know!
Everybody was Kung fu fighting!
Hi, my name is Bob.
We da' big eared twins, yo.
I AM NOT A LEAPORD!
Hug me, and I'll bite you.
Where's all my fur?
Do I fish for fish, or do i fish for cats?
STOP CALLING ME FLAT!
My owner isn't name Geoffery
Why oh why?
Undies?
Gaze into my eyes, HEY STOP LOOKING AT MY EARS!
It is not pronounced Lea pard!
Holy crap! He's so cute!
Help me! Please adopt me!
I'm cold... please adopt me into a warm house.
It's so hot and bad over here please adopt me.
Please adopt me!
I'm a nice house pet and a nice lion, I'm endangered so please let me come in and live.
I'm endangered and a very rare species please help me.
Please adopt me.