Give presents to everyone! And don't ask why the title is in German! Be happy! Don't commit suicide!
Choose your gift:
Haddock
Geschenke Für Alles
A wonderful haddock! Make someone happy!
Cheesy Grin
Geschenke Für Alles
A nice big cheesy grin!
Bananafish
Geschenke Für Alles
Proof that bananas are fish.
Love Heart
Geschenke Für Alles
Love is in the air! No need to be romantic love, either.
A Kitten
Geschenke Für Alles
Ahh, how sweet!
German Dictionary
Geschenke Für Alles
Actually, very handy. For looking up things like haddock.
Moulin Rouge DVD
Geschenke Für Alles
Best. Movie. Ever.
Dead Rat
Geschenke Für Alles
In memory of my Pizzeria...
Hitler
Geschenke Für Alles
Not that you'd want one, but still
Ein Schellfisch
Geschenke Für Alles
A haddock, but in German!
Vaseline
Geschenke Für Alles
Vaseline is wonderful!
Squirrel
Geschenke Für Alles
As a pet, or for food if you must, have a lovely squirrel!
Taylor Lautner
Geschenke Für Alles
Because everyone wants one!
Hairbrush
Geschenke Für Alles
Send someone a hairbrush. I actually once owned the hairbrush in the image. It talks. I wonder where it went...
Unicorn
Geschenke Für Alles
A lovely unicorn! Pwetty wainbow pony.
Sunlight
Geschenke Für Alles
Bring a ray of light into their life.
Cardboard Box
Geschenke Für Alles
A good house for the less fortunate, or fun for a kitten!
The World
Geschenke Für Alles
Give them the world!
Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Geschenke Für Alles
Don't Panic.
Grand Piano
Geschenke Für Alles
For the pianists amongest you.