Are You Nuts?

Does Augusta count? I teach English there... OR I've been going to camp there for, like, 90 years. I teach physics there. Yes... right now! Is that near Canada? Where?

College? I'm a Rambler. Gettysburg? No. But I'm old enough to have been at the battle. Hell no! I went to a crappy school in the middle of PA where there's nothing but goats and yahoos. Seriously. Yes, and it was great! Is that in Virginia? Um... sure. I think I remember being there for a few years. It's kind of blurry, though.

Are you kidding? Enough with the college questions, already. Hell no! I chose a good PA school... Yes, and proud of it (why we're not sure, but...)! Is that even a real University? Physics... Bucknell teaches goat herding and butter churning. I wouldn't waste my time there.

God help me if it was. I don't understand the question... I went to Gettysburg. Yes... although I prefer Jedi Master Jim. If you said "Gym" maybe... I'm confused. I've known a few in my time... Speak slowly... Bison take their time understanding things.

I just want to play with my Wii... and name stupid things around my house. Yes. He needs a good slapping. No... at least not that I know of. Oh, THAT's embarassing. Was he on my farm once? Got caught under the tractor sleeping with a goat? Who?