Are You A Potato Or A Taco?

The back door, cuz you don't want your girlfriends father to catch you. The same door, you're grandma taught you to leave thru a differnt door invites evil spirits. The window cuz you're not suppose to be there, if your Parole Officer finds out, its game over. Whatever door everyone else leaves from.

Food Stamps Your reward zone points at Best Buy cuz the last day of the money your points double towards video games. The Euro, becaue the dollar is worth less than the Euro in the exchange rate. The U.S. Dollar. its what most of your customers use to pay for their "unapproved" medicines.

in your 69 el camino that you just got lowered. In the car you just stole. Not realy sure how you got there, but you're still trying to figure out how you have a backpack full of girls panties. On a service call to fix the plumbing at a McDonalds.

Cooking Skills Gaming counsels Money Someone who loves his pub friends as much as he does.

A donkey loaded with ammunition, and a colt .45. A secluded bunker with a distillary but you forgot to supply water. Safety in numbers, you cling to other survivors. That wasn't in the game script, so why's it here?

A cover for a secret meeting. Selling the Alpine radio you just took from someone else's car. To get girls. To please your wife and sell all your old busted crap.

Operating a large complex distribution netowrk. You sell things... ALLLLLLLLLL sorts of things. Part-Time anything. Plumber or anything wearing a blue collar uniform. You work hard, and drink hard. Video game critic, even when no one asks.

Bicycle, 2 wheels, squeeze horn, and handle bar tassels with a basket up front. Yellow, short, with lots of tongue marks on the windows. Old, colorful, clunky, full of old ladies with chickens in a cage, and it made lots of exhaust backfires. What's a buss, I walked uphill both ways in 10 feet of snow in the blistering sun.

A Party. All youre homies and lads should be jealous you got a date. A Pub. Food, Friendly Faces, its cheap, and if it goes bad, you can pass her off to a buddy. Im gay.... no girls. When I reach puberty, I'll let you know.

An effective way for scum bags communicate to others who are not in your jail cell. I'm embarassed to try again, the last guy I was with thought I had MS. It hurts.... I tried it with a girl and she slapped me. Who needs to know anything more than the middle finger.

Democracy. I love endless debates, it takes the focus off of me. No politics, I can't change anything anyhow. Since everyone is more stupid than you, you are forced to rule by intimidation Thinks he can change everything with a car bomb