Beauty Or Brains?

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His gold fish. His reflection. His son.

Blue. Brown. Depending on the shade of blue you would choose a color directly opposite on the color spectrum.

Because penguins are so cute and cuddly. Because they don't eat penguins. Because there aren't any penguins in the North Pole where Eskimos reside.

Dinosaurs have been laying eggs far before there were chickens. I hate eggs. The chicken.

Obviously, the surgeon was the boy's mother. What do you think? Women can't be surgeons? The boy had lost too much blood and was imagining his father. They were twins!

Don't waste my time with these idiotic questions. GOLD! YAY! They both weigh a pound.

A peacock is male, the peahen lays the eggs. They give birth the way mammals do. They order them on Ebay.

You would leave them in the ocean. What a dumb question, the survivors would not be buried! Why would you bury a survivor?

Being icky. Dry scalp, washing too often or not often enough. No precise cause is known it is believed to come from a fungus called malassezia.

Justin Timberlake. OMG JT! What a hottie! Umm, this question is absurd!