Which Corner Gas Character Are You?

BURN THEM ALL WITH FLAMETHROWERS! Come prepared and swat them all. Disrespect them until they cry. Not go to Work. Put on your favorite hat as protection and bathe in liquid dish soap. Put on your favorite hat but don't bathe in liquid dish soap.

Yo Mama Your best friend. Your hat (I don't have one.) Your Mom. Your paycheck The Customers.

France I'm a man of the world, I cannot be limited to one country. Oscarland!! Somewhere where there is neither mosquitoes or snow. The Moon, so that I can colonize it and sell it. What's a country again?

Bubble gum and Yoyos Compatability Love for chili cheese dogs Money and sarcastic remarks Revenge Romantic appeal and kindness

a Smart Comedy Action/Zombie Horror Anything Sci-Fi Deep Intellectual Psychological Thrillers Revenge Romance