Are You My Dad?

Go to the theater, buy a ticket, watch the movie, then sneek into all the others for free!!!! XD Go to the theater, movies are better on the big screen, but make sure you can argue for a discount. Oh boy, Wal- mart has a machine that gives out cheap old and scratched movies for $1 that you can rent for 1 night~!

Buy and old and outdated hdtv for your family, it's pretty much the same thing as the better ones except like $200 cheaper right? Go out to eat at red lobster for the first and only time that year. Save money, recycle an old tv you found on the streets, get it repaired for half the cost, and give it to your family!

Say you don't care because you're making $2000 dollars on the stock market every day!!!!!! Say that's just the government lying so they can get your money by making you want to buy things again..... Say the economy's just going to go down again because hobos will have free money from the health care bill.

after the main ceremony has already ended, come during the party and take stalker pictures of your child's freinds act like the kids, be cool!!! Throw cake at people, go crazzzzzzzzzzy! Make perverted jokes! Come pick him up early as an excuse to get free food and then go back to the car to read/ sleep.

lie and tell them it's frank zappa, tell them about tottally innappropriate song "catholic girls". say it's your son's favorite song. say your son likes all old music, especially if it involves dating girls as a joke..... Tell a story about how your son used to dance to a cheezy band when he was four, this causes your freinds parents to tell their children..........