What Is Better? Dental Hygiene Or Being A Pirate?

Pull on your best pirate boots, brush your teeth, then ask them politely to turn the darn thing off. Pull on your best pirate boots, Swig some rum, then set fire to their car! What alarm? With your earplugs, and eye mask, nothing disturbs your beauty sleep.

Buy a boat, hire a crew, sail to a desert island, bury the treasure, mark the spot with an X, draw a treasure map, and then sail off in search of danger and adventure? Buy a pirate boat, convert it into a delux apartment, and throw some fabulous themed parties Have all your teeth whitened and straightened, then move into a spa.

Complain for 4 months about the pain, then eventually go to the dentist and the complain about the cost of your new gold crown. Find a friend with a Hammer, and ask them to help. I have the dentist on speed dial.

47 times per day, at minimum. After meals, and I floss, and I use mouthwash. I even have a supply of those little pink tablets that show up all the plaque. Pirates don't clean their teeth.

I have allergies. I can't have pets. Parrot Some great big woofy dog. Probably slobbers everywhere, and can put his paws on your shoulder.

Cry for three months in a Bridget Jones style, singing all by myself, and gorging yourself upon Ben And Jerry's. Feed them both to the sharks! Snog the next (available?) person who comes into reach

You can heal your life. Pirates don't clean their teeth Pirates don't clean their teeth