What're You, Anyway?

A Kind, Polite, or Brave fellow. A overall great person. A rude/indescribable person. A shy person. A Smart compadre. As a funny type of guy! Loud mouth/mischievous person. Pretty dang cool!

Are you talking about me? Excuse me, I believe you were saying something about me? Get in there and smack 'em! Yell out every word you can think, and laugh. It's cool, ladies/men. Laugh, leaving your friends in smiles. Other. Pardon?

1-5 Not bad, huh? 6-10 I take lots of them. Huh? I don't know. I know, I just don't want to tell you. More than I can count. Plenty. Why should you know THAT?

Aww...W-What?? Cries out loud. Curse you! Looks like I tumbled again! Other. Ow...Its...OK... Take it like a (wo)man! What the...

*Shake his hand* Hiya, boss! Boss? Not you!! Hey, boss man! Hey, its my right hand boss man!! Hello, sir. How's it going? Nervously reaches for boss's hand. 'Sup, boss?

Anything that doesn't kill me. Breakfast Deserts Dinner I don't know. Stuff?? Lunch Snacks, of course! Umm, IDK?

Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! That felt good! Get shot. Other. Purposely miss, and get shot. Say "Bring it on, fool! Sneak out an atom bomb and destroy everything.

Boys/Girls? Gross! In a different way. Lure him/her into your house for a private talk. Normal! I don't need to do anything special to impress that boy/girl! Walk up in a weird fashion, grinning. With a big, fat grin. With a funny joke. With confidence, of course!

Bust out the snacks!! Eat dinner first! Get materials set. Harm someone and laugh. Offer food. Other. Pass out the cokes. Pull a trick on your friend(s) and laugh. LOL.

Do homework first. Do it anyway. There's always tomorrow! Forget it. Gotta do that assignment! Hmm... Hold off 'till later. Homework? Just scribble some decent stuff! No one will notice!

Ask her if she needs help. Call the police to do it. Ignore her. Laugh cruelly. Offer assistance. Stop the cars. Um...What to do... Walk her down the street, telling jokes along the way.

... Yes. Maybe. No. Nope!! Of course! Oh yeah!!! Sure!

"Because I am. Deal." "Here's the story, boss man!" "I did something...not good." "I was being inappropiate." "I, er, well, um, you see..." Do something horrible to him. Other. Spits at principle.

Hmm...what to do... Yeah...The test...What test?? So what? Study with a buddy! Study, study, study! Time for video games! Time to get sick! Time to study!

Bad. Excellent! Fine. Horrible. I thought it was cool! It was alright. It was fun and funny! It's 'Nuthin Special.