Which Manager Are You Most Like?

) Try to maintain your cool image. Chew gum, strike a relaxed pose...just stay cool! Begin planning your post-match speech, in which you accuse the opposition of bullying your players...who incidently played really good football and deserved to win. Same old routine. Throw on that old Welshman who saves your bacon every week, then get to work on harassing the fourth official... Take your star striker off and take a gamble on that Frenchman everyone hates.

Arrogantly proclaim that your team is the best, and put the result down to bad luck. Blame the referee for not adding those 14 minutes of stoppage time you wanted. Then storm out of the room, vowing never to speak to any journalist ever again. Having forgotten your speech, you revert to informing the press that you Waffle on in an amusing Spanish accent about anything under the sun

You sell five of the rubbish players you bought in the last transfer window, eventually raising the £720K you need to put in a bid...only to have it snatched away by your tight American owners. Refuse. You can't be seen buying cheap players! Only the finest, most overrated, most overvalued players will do for you. Refuse. You only buy 14 year olds. Say "why not?", and buy him using only a fraction of your extravagant transfer budget. Then, stick him in the reserves for years while continuing to play 43 year old has-beens in the first team.

Dodge the question. You will not leave - you are fantastic! Lay out a 5 minute speech supporting your case, using 'facts'. Use the opportunity to rant about referees, other managers/players etc.

Claim that the player who injured your star man should be 'banned from football'. Complain that the player who injured your star man did it intentionally, asking the FA to use the harshest punishment possible. Say nothing now. Wait until the big game ends and use the injury as an excuse. We will still win, one player does not make a team, only a manager does