What Kind Of Softball Player Are You?

I come to stretch, throw, hit infield, and take BP. I'd rather make hommade macaroni. I'll give it my all unless I have a conflict. It's a good time to yell at kids at the skate park. It's a good time to talk family and music while taking a few grounders.

Doubles to the fence. Everything to right field. Pop ups. Slap the ball the other way. Warning track power.

Catcher Outfield Pitcher Shortstop Third Base

Easy come, easy go. I hate the other team. I leave it all out on the field. Quiet and intense. The umps hate me!

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Call for a pinch runner. Forget second and pass the runner on third. Hope the batter puts one in the gap. Look to steal second. Talk to the first baseman and umpire.

Calls a player by the wrong name. Doesn't show. Heckles and curses the other team. Isn't allowed to cheer. Reassures her "baby."