What Horse Are You?

Bite her. Lower my head and nicker softly. Lower my head to look for treats.

Buck, kick, and rear. Prance and impress the judges. Wait for my rider to instruct me.

Correct my posture and take gentle steps. Raise my head and look beautiful. Run my rider into a tree.

Hope my new owners will be expirienced enough to appreciate me. I'm a little sad but look forward to meeting my new owners. Stop asking me questions!

Brown, reddish, white, grey or shiny black. You talking to me? You talking to me?!!! Looks don't matter. It's what is inside that counts.