What Should Your Real Name Be?

At a retirement home spraying whipped cream on your stomach. At home having your mother study you for your test next week. At your brother's college party hopping. At the Library tutoring a 5th grader. At the local sports complex practicing your skills.

At your friends house planning your next neighborhood party. In the lockerroom getting ready for your school practice. Running around the school with a sign that says " Release the Aliens or I will shave my head!" Slowly walking home listening to Beethoven on your Ipod. Studying for the National Spelling Bee.

Home half studying half asleep. Juggling your soccer ball. Every time you get 50 in a row, you study for 5 minutes. Partying at your house all night and waking up and saying " I HAVE SAT'S TODAY!?!? Sleeping on the Kitchen table. Staying after school with all of your teachers having them give you every bit of information you need.