How Funny Are You?

I find myself quite humorus yes. Yo mama Why'd the chicken cross the road. Who told you that I thought that? Those voices again?!?!

I like to think of myself as the Dane Cook of the social world. If I say stuff loud maybe people will stay with me! If your counting my aunt georgie and her bridge club then yes. Yo mama Only ALL OF THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

And they're like " Its better than yours, Damn right its better than your I can teach you but I have to charge!" Say What then a who now? So I says to him " Nobody eats clam anymore!" He cracked up you had to be there. Who wants to help me recite The world encyclopediea in French?

(Spoof of bad romance lady gaga) Baby caught in a Bad Bromance , Rah rah you blah blah bromance you Gaga! My aunt Meggie was eating a clam.....*laughs* she's allergic to clams! So Dante's like What? And I'm like Hmmm? And He's like fo sho! Why did the boy throw the window......to see the clock crash into the hobbo down the street.

Yeah CUZ IM 100% GHETTO PRINCESS AND LIGHT SKINNED LIKE VIN DIESEL! If Dane Cook has.....I have. I've been to the courthouse to settle some unwanted bridge affairs but never to the criminal compound. Only for Unpaid parking tickets......Why do you drive in the park way but park in the drive way.

Found it quite memorable. Hey batta batta! It was okay. Scientologist Worship Aliens. Tom PLEASE LET KATIE GO!