What Dwarf Are You?

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Give him/her a tap on the wrist. Give him/her some advice. Go buy him/her some icecream Hit them on the head with your crutches. Sneeze and give him/her the flu. Spank them til they cry. Take a nap discipline him/her through osmosis.

Blast your music so you can stay awake at the wheel. Cautious of other drivers; always obeys posted signs. Ducks down while other drivers yell at you. You are constantly yelling at the other idiots on the road. You just love to drive for the fun of it. Keeps lots of napkins in your glovebox. No matter what you do you end up in an annual auto accident.

Books, can't get enough of them! Don't like Christmas or birthdays. First aid kits and lots of helmets. Never know what you want Pillows and flannel sheets The newest season of America's Funniest Home Videos Walgreens gift cards

Dog Dork Fish Fish Hedge Hog Iguana Parrot Sloth

Bed Bugs Didn't like games when I was a kid. Dodge Ball Dr. Mario Hide and Seek Trivial Pursuit Twister

Back to the Future Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Dumb and Dumber Grumpy Old Men Mama Mia Shy People Sleeping Beauty

All in the Family Andy Griffith Show ER Golden Girls Smallville The Three Stooges Whale Wars