Are You Paul Abberton Or Sean Page?

Ask her to shift you Ask her to shift your friend Place your jacket on the puddle so she can walk over it Push her in Throw her on the ground and mount her

Bass Drums Guitar I don't play Guitar Hero Singing

The big spoon The little spoon The soup spoon The spork The wooden spoon

I don't get with girls The drunk one passed out on a chair The fat one The moderatly attractive girl with low self-esteem The sexy one on the dancefloor

All of the above You are ridiculously funny You are ridiculously good looking You are the life and soul of the party Your peculiarities tickle the fancy of others

You are trying to block smacks with your hand You asked for one You just got laid You just pwn3d a n00b in Guitar Hero Just for being you

Harry Potter Lord of the Rings Saw Spiderman Twilight

Gillette Hugo Boss Lynx Sweat Tommy Hilfiger

Beer Drugs Fanta Rock 'n' Roll Sex

A lady friend A pizza An empty wallet An STD Raf