How Jewish Are You?

A country in the Middle East, north of Africa? The Holy Land The place where all the Jews are. What God renamed Jacob after he fought that angel.

I don't f*cking know, why are you asking me? A bunch of symbols... I'm still learning hebrew. Shalom which means Hello, Duh!!! Ummmm, Shlum?

I don't know? Something about Jews. When a Jewish boy or Girl is obligated to observe the 613 commandments and is considered an adult in the eyes of the Jewish community. When a Jewish Girl or Boy is 13 When you have to read from the Torah and stuff.

A really long scroll made of Parchment. G-D's holy laws and commandments, in which he gave to Moses at Mount Sinai. Something filled with Hebrew that the Jews read? The first 5 books of the Tanakh.

Food that Jews can't eat. G-D's dietary laws stated in the Holy Torah. You can't eat Cheeseburgers. Where you can't eat Milk and Meat together.

4000 years old. As old as yo mama. As old as my grandmother As old as time.