Nathaniel Mitchell's 3Rd Epic Quiz

Become overwhelmed and collapse. Believe me and after buying a ticket and using my numbers, start a monastry in my name. Believe me and then buy 3 tickets one of which you use my numbers with. Believe me but then forget the winning numbers I tell you. Ignore me. Not believe me but go along with the cherade and use my numbers. Not believe me but lie and tell me that you till buy them.

Euh! No way-hozai, I puke at the sight of blood! Fork off! I'm no contract killer batch! I'll do it, just as long as you don't make a habit of asking me to do this. No way, I'm a pasifist. Only if I choose the weapon will I do it! Sure thing dude, you have panache! Why do you want to kill them? What did they do to you?

I love my mummy! -Not she's a batch! I only wanted to finish fifth. I'm not very good with speeches. It's all down to the soil and the worms. I just supervise. Possing all over the plantain is the path to winning! Shirting in the compost is a grand idea. TBH, I cheated!

Alice in Chains (Whitty's favourite band). Any Yorkshire band! + Radiohead Any post-1987 metal band. I prefer silence. Metallica None of that shirt. Smashing Pumpkins.

Have the best day of your life! Invite all you're friends round for an orangey! Lock yourself in the cupboard and don't come out till 2 days later. Refuse to believe me and go crazy! Ring all your family and friends, and tell them you hate them! Ring all your friends and family, and tell them you love them. Throw your self under a tram, they kill you quicker apparently.

A certain guy you may have heard of, goes by the name of Jesus Christ. Ben Ellam You Overlord Nathaniel! Me! My Daddy/Mummy. No one, we're all bankers. Norman Wisdom

Ben Ellam's Birthday My Birthday My Coronation as Emperor of Nat-Land My Deathday The 10th anniversary of my invention of the 4-Dimensional Kaleidoscope. The Acocolypse. The birth of a certain guy you may not have heard of named the Profit Muhammed.