Are You Awesome

im awesomer than Chuck Norris the better question is Do you think youre awesome well I dont like to brag but... yes

yes I play alot of sports the better question is Do you play alot of sports. well I do syncronized swimming with my mom

... no Im above the influence what are you a cop!

define friends you will have to ask them youre self theyll say im awesomer than Chuck Norris

i already told you im awesomer than Chuck Norris I am not a bag of douche the better question would be Are you a douche bag?