Which Lolcatz Are You?

Bite, then consume slowly. Bring up to catz heaven to eat. Capture until you can mate with another and produce mass food supply. Conserve it until you need to eat it. Eat. OM NOM NOM NOM OOM NOM NOOM RWOAR MEOW Snatch it up in your jaw and gulp it down with one bite. Use it to teach another cat how to catch mice.

Consider how you can use this to your advantage Consider if it is safe to help, and/or useful, than act accordingly. Yell at said cat to tell them what to do. Kill whatever is annoying said cat, or save said cat quickly, then dissapear before they can say thanks. Make others come to help it, then send all those cats to attack a human. OM NOM NOM OOM NOM NOOM RWOAR MEOW Save. Send it to attack a human.

Act sad that you cannot make said mirror dissapear at any moment. Have an epic battle with said mirror cat. Ignore said mirror, knowing from experience what it does. OM NOM NOM OOM NOM NOOM Paw it away and continue watching said beings. RWOAR MEOW Stare at mirror for 3 hours, then get hungry and wander away. Start teaching said mirror cat. Use godly powers to make said conditions suit you.

Cake is lie. Destroy. Eat. I want cake. Make. OM NOM NOM OOM NOM NOOM RWOAR MEOW Steal. Teach said cats around you what cake is made of.