Your Insane Night Job

Poke with a stick see if it will bite Put it out of it's misery Some one else can deal with it Take it and wait for a "Reward for Lost Dog" sign to turn up Take it and wait for a Take it straight to a vet, and when the vet is done taking care of it you take it to the police staion where and wait for the original owner to arrive

Hahaha little do you know I'm gettin free bear from this! Hell Yeah!!! only if there's money involved You didn't go to the party you prefer to hangout with people who aren't throwing up Party? Even if I did get invited to a party I'm too lazy to actually go This guys a douchebag. I'll secretly drink something non-alcoholic and he'll get so drunk he can't tell up from down and I'll punch him in the thoat and steal his wallet

Funeral? Why would you go to a funeral? People at funerals act like deaths a BAD thing Give a toast to the man who has past away and wish the family a happy and healthy life I wish my pockets could fit more food in them. Yeah, I knew the guy so I'm kinda obligated to go Will anyone pay me to shake the dead gys hand?

.I should call the police station before anyone gets any Ideas. And you wait by the car until the police arrive Gosh I wish I had a TV dinner.... Hahaha! That car's as good as mine! You kiddin me? I'm hiding in the backseat of the car with a squirt gun the police sergeant when he gets back from lunch. Of course I'm gettin paid though Uh.... ...well I would..... ...but uh..... ...ya see.... ...it's just not my style....

Does he have a wallet? No? Eh.... who cares I should notify the beach ranger and help this boy.girl find hi/her parents before anything gets too out of hand. I'm gonna try to jump over himin my motor scooter! Ha that'll get the dough rollin' in! Well he is just a kid, he doesn't need to die for another few years, I guess I'll help him out. What lousy parents. If I had a kid I'd... well who am I kiddin I'm not gonna have kids.

Are you still asking me questins? I'd rather be robbing a.... ....uh... ...uhm.... a bank! yeah yeah a I'd rather be robbing a bank. (That should make me look good!) It was quite fascinating and enjoyable! There wasn't any dieing. When do I get my money?