How Rude Are You?

not often right now. sorry, did I take too long to answer? usually

Good golly no! I have in the past. Yup! Sometimes.

Answer it. Apologize for the interruption. Check the call display. Uh, answer it. Moron.

Cut in front of the pregnant lady in the express lane. Help an old lady pack her groceries while you wait. Impatiently wait your turn...grumble, grumble. Use the express lane.

Attempt to burp the alphabet. Burp in your cupped hand. Risk intestinal distress by holding it in! Say

I change my ringtone to parrot noises. I get tweets from Dennis Leary. I leave my phone with the valet. I put the phone on vibrate.

I've trained him to use the toilet. Neighbor's yard. Neighbor's living room. Sidewalk.

Even when I don't need to be in that line. Everwhere. Never. Once.

Across two handicapped spots Across two spots I just don't drive. Too complicated. Wherever I can

Apologize. Help kicking. Leave the movie. Tell them to aim higher.

Ask that your meal be mailed to you. Make a donation in their name to the Human Fund Offer to pay for a second wedding, so you can attend. Send a $10 Blockbuster card

No, but I think Sue is...because I was talking to Allen and he said... Someone said I was. What's gossip? Who told you?

Gimme. Not usually. Sometimes. Would you like my sandwich?