Which Mtso Biblical Scholar Are You? V1.2

Ahhhh...South Park? Is that a television show? Cartman. No, wait! Jesus. It's a tie between Satan and Chris. Tima!

be silent because they missed the joke while posting their own joke on Facebook. get on Facebook to discuss the "real" joke and why they are laughing. smile or do a little nervous laugh because they aren't actually sure that I make jokes. stare at me blankly with one or two students in the back laughing hysterically.

I have to pick a favorite? Ok. Romans. the one I'm currently reading in Greek. the one with Donkey and Shrek. Well...Ah...That's a very good question. If you take a look at this scroll I brought back from Israel--It was a very good trade for one of my female students. They originally wanted to exchange camels for her...

bring donuts and maybe get a little misty-eyed; I'm so proud! bring in some ancient artifacts and gloves to teach the students how to handle these delicate pieces of history. give them no homework for the next week. I'll be out of town anyway. suggest that we have a party next week. The students can arrange it

a lack of correct citation and grammar skills. Didn't you learn this in the 4th grade? I did... students sending their papers by email and expecting me to print them. when I have to read such nonsense. when students use the word Christian in describing the world of the ancient Greeks.

"Yeah yeah yeah. You need to look at it in the context of the Greco-Roman Era." Then I write on my laptop screen with bullet points. "Readathon" "Well, Paul was of two minds on this subject..." "Well...Ah...That's a good question..." [Even if it's not. Then I continue to answer the question s/he SHOULD HAVE asked.]

am honored and a little flattered. consider getting on Facebook then I remember there is too much life to be lived to waste time on Facebook. FREAK OUT! I am very tempted to take the quiz to see what's on there, but I am still hesitant on accepting JWD's friend request. WHO IS THIS??? I may have to get tracking software... take the quiz and wonder why I didn't get myself as the result.