What Kind Of Price Is Right Contestant Are You?

A Dinette Set A full expense Paid trip to Mt. Rushmore A Grandfather Clock A Kayak A pair of Electric Guitars A Player Piano An Armoire Purina Cat Chow

As a child while your grandma babysat you During Boot Camp Just before you ate a Dorito shaped like Bob Barker holding a long microphone When you were blackout drunk at an Irish pub named Molly Kays When you were eating your oatmeal for breakfast When you were making the beds in your room into bunk beds When the Sharpie was placed in your hand While watching

A Wardrobe Malfunction You are glad you are wearing your You blow into a paper bag to avoid hyperventilation You deliver high fivers to everybody possible along the aisle You run down the aisle and directly onto the stage to be promptly ushered back to contestant's row You wish you were at the Your head explodes Sitting in wonder that somebody else’s parents named them

Camouflage Your school colors Macaroni and Cheese Color Pizza Box Grease Stain Color Red, White, and Purple Rust Tangerine-Brick Red White

Asking, Being in TV Yelling the wrong prices to other contestants Kissing Drew Carey Plinko Spinning the Wheel Visiting Southern California Waiting in traffic on the way to CBS Studios

At a hospital while it aired At night, but not last night Cross-eyed Doing a keg stand During the Great Depression Yesterday On a Roulette table While your mother was having an acid trip

Asking your doctor if Cialis is right for you Asleep Badmouthing anybody in the media Doing the Perfect Push-Up Going for a ride with Doug Reedy Recording the Price is Right on VHS Waiting for the Price is Right to start Watching the Drew Carey show