Which Special Infected Are You?

Blend in with the crowd and try to get closer. Climb the nearest building. Feel a little queasy. GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Lean into the corners as you sprint in their direction. Sit out of sight in the corner near a safehouse.

A gourmet chef. A linebacker in college football. A skater. An everyman/woman. An office worker with a nicotine habit. Into My Chemical Romance.

Coughing. Feeling a little queasy. Feeling emotional. Growling. Milling around, occasionally vomiting. Playing with your cars.

Are ever so pissed at that person with the rifle. Die. Fly through the air backwards, for once. Release a noxious cloud of spores, just to spite them. Splatter on everything you can. Think a mosquito just bit you.

200 Cigarettes Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life The Crow The Fast and The Furious The Fifth Element (who doesn't like that movie?) The Incredible Hulk

Black Blue Gray Green Red Whatever's fine, as long as it's desaturated.

Decaying flesh. Drool. Your shoulders. Shadows. Tears. Tumors.

Are far enough away to be safe. Are pretty much screwed. Have just become slightly more dangerous. Keep on truckin' for as long as you can. Re-enact history. Wonder if you can extinguish it...

Louis. Meh. Zoey. Zoey. Zoey. Zoey.