Which "Keeping Up Appearances" Character Are You?

Are glad it was someone else's place--because an altercation might require you to use your hands and you need your hands for your work. Are glad they didn't break into your place. Don't worry knowing that they won't break into your place--everyone's afraid of your spouse. Fume! You have the most expensive tast of anyone in the neighborhood. Why weren't you burglarized? Will remember to keep an empty beer bottle on the nightstand to use as a weapon should they break into your place. Wish they woud have stolen some things in your place so you could claim them for a higher value. Wonder if the thief would be good in bed.

A beer bash. A lovely get-together with piano playing and singing. A party for one. You rarely get to do what you want. A pot luck barbecue. A swinging party wth lots of booze and dancing! An elegant affair with matching linen napkins and tablecloth. Just a simple party with friends--nothing fancy.

Answer the door. It's been a while since anyone visited. Yell, "it's Open!!!" Keep your sunglasses on--you have a hangover afterall. Know it's going to be a problem either way. Make sure your hair looks decent before answering the door. Peek out the curtain to make sure it's who you think it is. Pretend you don't know them.

Ask him for money instead. Ask him how much he needs. Tell him you barely get by on your salary. Tell him you spent it all on rounds of drinks the night before. Tell him you're barely getting by since your spouse left you. Tell him this is the last time you're sending him money. Telll him you wish you had some to share.

A new piano. A piece of furniture that flew off someone's truck as they were moving and didn't notice. A replica of what Queen Elizabeth has in her living room. I'll just keep what I have, thank you. Something with a pull-out bed! Whatever my spouse likes. Whatever someone's throwing out. It still looks good!

Be a good neighbor. Be loved. Be the most talented in my field. Get a good deal. Impress people with my good taste. To be a good spouse. To be hot.