What Badger Are You?

Flip flop on the ground calling 'They're coming! The Cupcakes are coming!" Have a conversation to get to know him. Manipulate a conversation until you find out his personality so you can see if he'll put up with you're crazy experiments Manipulate the conversation so youy find out where he keeps his worms so you can pinch them when he goes out. Smile sweetly. Tell him to get lost if he knows whats good for him. Wonder why a Badger has just come up to you and squeked loudly.

Beat the guy up till he's bleeding from his ears. Call the police. Follow him home then kill him while he sleeps. Immediantly set to work upon a new, amazing design, wit runnign water and central heatign made from hollow worms and a prit-stick Run around screaming about carrots and Ozzy Ozbourne wearing a Ryanair Hostess outfit Smile cutely until he gets so entranced you can pinch his wallet to pay for the damage Try to hide your frustration and come to an understanding.

Do a study on the habits of worms for 6 months so you can discover their habits so you'll never run out again! Get angry and go and demand someone elses. Go to Tesco's and get some more. Go to Tesco's, Asda, Waitroes ect and get more food, but not worms. Thats disgusting. Smile sweetly and ask for everyone on the streets worms. Steal the whole towns supply. Watch Star Trek wearing a hat made of Marigolds and Fire lighters

Annoyed but fighting it, you decide nothig can be done and go off to fight for you're burrow. Escape and campaign for Badger rights Get assighned to a mental alsyum. Happily agree so you can go on a legal murderous rampage. Sign up to the scientific corps and design a weapon to win the war so you can go home. Smile sweetly until they forget what they asked. Use the excuse so you can go to another country and conviently disappear.

Black Call a desighner to do it for me. Coloured using blood and excrement. Doesn't matter- Colour is unimportant- only facts Yellow Pink Red

Burn it into the shape of Maddona's right big toenail Consider all options before coming to a sesible agrement. Open a boxing ring. Open a shop which sells pictures of you. Sell it and go on a cruise. Sell it and invest the money. Set up a sectret hideout/Torture house

Big Brother You don't want to know... Last of the summer wine National Geoghraphic Pictures of cute Badgers: Part 4 top 50 most violetnt acts Whatever's on

Books! They are Evil! You are a servant of satan! ARGH!!!! Can't tell you- this is supposed to be clean... Harry Potter How to bash people in a particually cross mannerism How to smile cutely I like a lot of books Scientific journals

A secretive and evil one An everyday kind of Badger ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesomely cute I'm not sure I am a badger... Rather intelligent Super cool and tough

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