What Country Are You?

Sign up and, err, WIN!!! You enter with comedy and go TOTALLY OTT! You enter with your pet dog and parrot! You enter, get through, but get stage fright and get kicked out. You have better things to do than fooling around onstage... You leave saying, You think of and excuse to get out of it...

Can we leave now? Chicken and chips, of the kiddys menu! Hey, do I get crayons with this? Err... chocolate cake.... I'm a vegetarian. Something exotic... Something you've never tried before. Whats Escargot? Whatever your BFF haves.

Antarctica Australia Brazil Canada Ghana Italy Japan

A lilo! A new flavour of Haribos! A sketchbook for your AMAZING ideas! An electronic translation book, with 100 languages! Chocolates for the one you love.... Friendship bracelets! OMG! The Sims 4! SHUT UP.

Can I go home please, I got a new Ipod! I have some great ideas for this excuse of a party... Lets cut the cake! Make a start on tommorows homework, its Maths! Start cracking some jokes! Talent show anyone? You wanna hit the beach?

101 Top Jokes. A dictionary! Computer Cheats! Exotic Getaways with Palma Mc'Tavish How To Talk to Animals, Part 2! Romeo and Julliet... The Ultimate Sweet Cooking Book!

A big cork board to pin my ideas to and a poster of my future, famous self! A desk here and school stuff in that corner. Cat bed, dog bed, fish tank, bird cage, sand and sea! Computer over there, PSP just here and maybe a PLASMA!!! Don't care really, as long as eveyone will LOVE IT! Six beenie bags for me and my best friends! T.V, karaoke mic and dance mat. How about a disco ball?

Because she lives near a beach and has six dogs! I don't. I love her, thats why... She always buys me different exotic fruits! She lives in a huge house so theres room for all my freinds! She makes me pancakes, with lots of maple syrup... She promised she would teach me all the languages she knows, and thats 31!