What Dragon Are You?

Help him pick his books up. It's the nice thing to do. His homework goes in the garbage, and I kick his binder behind the lockers. Keep on walking. Not my problem.

Depends on whether or not I'm getting paid... Hey, I may be bigger then they are... but I should be nice to them and make sure they have a good time. I'm top dog, so they shut up and sit over in the corner where I don't have to deal with them.

Come up with some sob story so he lets me in front of him. If that doesn't work, I hope he takes a bribe. I pop his fat like a baloon and take his spot. More for me. Let him get the last one, he deserves it. I'll come back tomorrow.

Greedy... mean... selfish... Kind, giving, and selfless. But none of us are perfect... so I don't know... There are mixed opinions about me.

Up the taxes... then steal from the federal government without them knowing. What I'm getting paid to do... duh? Whatever the people need. It's my job to help.