How Many Dolphins Did You Hump?

I brusheth softly against it's gentle fins and sing a song by Elton John. Touch? I don't need to touch them! Dolphin's touch me! Turn it upside down and sliiiiiiide it in...

Date? Whatever happened to some backseat loving... Only the best is good enough for thy light grey skin. Let us dine! To my palace, obviously.

Shineth on bright star! Tarzan 2000 up in this dolphin! Uh, pie?