Your Chances Of Being Eaten By A Badger

every day because you have no toilet never because your afraid of the gruffalo when needs must

a what? big bees that bite the things that you never win at the fair for throwing balls into hoops

growl hide your face and cry kick it then climb a tree

I live in the desert of course not, they all live on the moon the last time I saw a tree was 8 years ago, but I do have a pet badger that I only feed when I feel like it or can be botherd

every time i go for a teddy bear picnic only the last time a ferret ran up my trouser yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and...