What Kind Of "Jersey Shore" Person Are You?

admire fine cut of your creased khaki pants and head out to the country club. Head for bed instead, you'd rather go fishing in the morning. Pull on a flannel shirt and see if Billy can get a case of beer.You don't brush anything. Pump your muscles,admire your new tattoo and throw on another gold chain. Put on that last layer of mascara, chuck the bra and spray on some more perfume.

a place where you can dance and get free drinks. the country club where you can flash your Rolex,be seen and maybe cut a few deals. the driveway with a keg. the most happenin place in Seaside and maybe score some dope or just score, or both. your boat with some old friends drinking cold beers.

How to best figger the tides and bait needed to put away enuff fish for the winter. How to drink and dance till 3am and then go have breakfast without getting sick. How to give a guy the eye long enuff to get a drink, and then give them the cold shoulder How to pretend you've got a lot of money. How to raise tomatoes and chickens.

Boots. cheap sneakers. flip flops. high heels or $100 sneakers tasseled loafers

I wouldn't want her to be seen with ME. No...gads no. Sure mama cleans fish great. why not, if she could hack it. yes, if "public" consists of the supermarket.