Your Music Career

Bring back an old style, something people haven't seen in a while. Lets see... t-shirt, shorts, and some cheap sun glasses and cologne. Look sharp, but don't go crazy on trying to look like something your not. Suit/ Tuxedo, shirt and tie, most expensive jewlery you could find, proffesional in the house baby =) That thing the locals loved at that bar cause that awsome DJ was wearing it. Whatever best suits the ocassion.

a platinum album is all I ask. Big stuff man! Diamond records, Mansion, big parties... oh yeah! Fame, fortune, money. Just wan't to make people know your name. Money, Money, Money... one way or another Money!! Shooting for the top of the food chain (will try to be the best)

Bribe them to change their thoughts or try your best to make sure no record deal wants him. Diss song about a night with their lover. Do whatever you can to make this punk cry, not getting even, getting ahead. Doing the same back. Let them know whats what, but without starting a war. Oh well, everyone has there opinion right (pissed on the inside).

BIG FRIGGIN PARTY!!!!!!! Kick back and relax. You need a break. Lets get to that recording studio pronto! Look for inspiration through other sucssesful people. Think about what an awsome album can accomplish for you in terms of accolades (rewards) You and friends try to get some ideas going.

100% truth. No matter how weird. Honesty= respect, right? Lets take the facts and strech em enough to make you sound really cool. Lie. You lived an average life, but you say you were poor and had no family or money but music kept you going. Say your life was always aimed at music since you learned the alphabet song. Tell em straight. Especially if you lived in poverty. Make sure you let the world know that at a young age you were determined to be at the top, knowing that if you didn't make it you would be in a soup kitchen. You always had skills. You were a perfect child but un-decided on risking your life on music or something safer like buissness or soemthing not involving the possibility of losing it all.

"better idea. Pre signed in my handwriting T-Shirts!". "Fine but your the last". "Get the F*** Outta my way". "Line up in an orderly fashion and know that _______ is only here for another half hour people "Ok fine. 20 people thats all!". "Sure. I don't do this for everyone you know"... "Next".

Gatorade. Let people know that you can be like me by drinking Gatorade! Hmm... I can rock those kicks, anyone can... go addidas! I always wanted to be on clothing. American Eagle your on. Im going to bathe in money if I go with Levis so thats the one. Take the one with the worst sales. You know that your awsome if you can make a crappy sponsorship rich by your own doings. (sponsorship none specific) That new Calvin Klein cologne. Its quite some money for me and people may not like it but they want it because its me!

I know. Thank you a lot. Thanks. Can I interest you in my newest product? See it has my name on it, like an autograph. That means a lot to me ( even though its the 800 thime today from another stranger) Uhh, thanks. You and 50 million others.

ask around other famous people. What do you do when you are out of ideas. then wait for one. Count Money you've made. And wait for one. go through what you already did and what you can still do and wait for one. MTV cribs huh... and while watching wait for one. pick up a book and wait for one. throw a party and wait for one.

Advertise on interviews months before release. People who didn't know will now know all the way up to the release date. Buy rights to advertise on some builboards advertising the albums realease. Go on a much watched show, do an interview and make sure to throw in the new album is coming out a few times. Make some calls to your agent... he'll handle this. Put up some flyers in local areas of your neighborhood You actually decide that your album is gonna kill, so why do extra work?