How Fat Are You?

Exercise? I'll go next week. Never Often, without enthusiasm.

Extra fries! Maybe a milkshake... Milkshake, extra fries, supersize me! Super Size ME!

I'm okay looking. Just a little chubby. Like a tub of lard. Skinny as heck!

I bankrupted a fabric company. I could squeeze into that... Loose for me man. My jeans are a little tight.

I couldn't get out the door! I'm collapsing Kinda tired Whew!