Hypoxian Truth Quiz!

Except for the uphill parts! Thank god, I'm whipped!

Great! I'll be able to keep up! Social pace ride = 20MPH!

Well, distance is relative! Yeah! Only a mile to go!

4%, no problemo! I can ride 4% all day! Averages are skewed in the thin air of Colorado!

Flat is anything less than 8%! WooHoo! I can ride fast on flat rides!

Well, its easy for me to breath at sea level! Whew! I was worried about that!

I didn't the Yea! I can use a break!

But there is a mountain ahead. WooHoo! No more climbing!

Finally! I think I'm going to make it! I didn't say which top!

Cool! I forgot my spare tube and pump! Don't worry about flat tires, the air here is to thin for flats!