What type of Hillbilly are you?

Cowboy Boots Huntin Boots Jed Clampett Boots

Left Overs From Dinner Squirrel Tail Whacky Tabacky

"But I just got done helpin granny take a bath" "For the 87th time Bill, I'm not your hootin' nanny!" "Okay..Just let me go de-gut the squirrels first"

Pretend you got it out, and laugh when your spouse opens the door and freaks out.. Shoot em' and eat em' fer dinner! Spray laughin-gas inside the peep hole of the fridge.

Describe the sound the Tornado made. Moon your folks on live tv. Tell how you lost granny but found her in a tree an hour later..

Left over stew from last night. Soup made out of everthing you found in the fridge. Squirrel you shot this mornin.

Make a pool out of the back of your huntin' truck. Take em' to the creek. Talk them into hunting instead.

Ignore the fact..and go on with life. Remember your kids are too. Shoot your parents and.. well thats it.

Hell Yeah! I can't read. This is the only question I liked.